By noon on Saturday, more than 10,000 school leavers had made the annual pilgrimage to Byron Bay in celebration of finishing high school. By midnight, most of them were tucked away in bed.
This disturbing trend is being mirrored in schoolies hot spots around the country as accommodation providers report lines over half a kilometer long of teenager’s eager to get to bed. In one disturbing event, onlookers reported more than 4,000 ‘revellers’ sitting on the beach and chatting quietly. Some witnesses described in horror how there was hysterical laughter and hand holding. As schoolies began to spiral out of control one male was treated for girl germs by ambulance officers attending the scene.
Mayor Jan Barham is obviously been very pleased with the behavior of schoolies thus far, but Police Officers at ‘ground zero’ likened the event to the ‘Bay Of Pigs’, as girls began waving to passersby in the street and they insist that if the school leavers don’t start drinking heavily, fighting and having unprotected sex they will come down heavily on the Red Frog Crew (RFC) who are fueling the good behavior with water and delicious red frogs.
Whilst the other nightclubs are having themed nights aimed at schoolies why fuck would you go anywhere other than LALA LAND? The Sydney Morning Herald reported the line to get in was over 100 meters long, seriously though.
Next weeks events:
Monday – Yolanda Be Cool
Tuesday – Feenix Pawl
Wednesday – Ajax
Thursday –Tommy Trash
Friday – Nick Galea
Saturday – Miles Junior + Rhys Bynon (aka Peto Bear)
Sunday – Don Nadi ‘It's safe to come out now party’
- Goose
